July 9th, 2010

Матёрый журналюга

When in the suburbs of Osiek – they killed the news cameraman who was with me – he was the 17th victim among the journalists – I organized a group to go to the Yugoslav People’s Army (again the red star) where I told them, there was no declaration of war, tell us finally, is there a war? Why are they shooting at the journalists? Why did they shoot down Zarko Kaic? The answer was that the cameraman was an “unlucky victim of an accident”. The guard was shooting from a tank; he confused the camera with an anti-tank gun. When we are in fighting range, they said, close to the Croatian units, better remember that we cannot expect the soldiers to differentiate between the enemy and the journalists. Those journalists who wear Croatian clothes and move together with the Croatians are all considered enemy. This last I took as a personal declaration of war, from here on the war became a personal thing for me. I told off the red-starred major something foul and colorful and left him. I asked for uniform and gun from the Croatians and also my acceptance in the Croatian National Guard. Later I became the commander of the Croatian International Platoon. Again, things found their rightful place as always when I do not yet understand what’s going on around me.


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Из форумного фольклера!

шемякин кому: Goblin | отправлено 17.09.02 21:28 | ответить


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Нужня новые памятники - примиряющие - типа, "Ленин надевает Колчаку противогаз во время учений по гражданской обороне" или там "Умирающий Ленин у постели умирающего Государя - императора"...


Goblin


Или "Коварные жыдо-масоны пишут кровью царской семьи "мене-текел-фарес"


шемякин


Или "Государь повязывает галстук Александру Ульянову"


Goblin


И ещё "Нарком Ягода наливает Горькому по второй".


Anthony MAD


"Ленин в постели умирающего Государя - императора"


шемякин


"Ф.Э.Дзержинский, танцующий танго с Ф.Каплан"


Goblin


"Народовльцы-бомбисты кидают под царскую телегу китайский фейерверк".


Anthony MAD


"Строители Беломоро-Балтийского канала смотрят на портрет Саввы Мамонтова"


Goblin


"Патриарх Тихон платит партвзносы".


шемякин


"В.Резун-Суворов возит по карте лицом генералиссимусса Сталина" (из цикла "Наука побеждать")


LONER


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